Montage pt. 1

So I have a few little thoughts running around in my head that aren't worth making a whole blog post for each one. So this one is just going to be a mashup of all the thoughts. I'll probably do this much more than once. But here y'all go.

-So winter semester at college. Now some people stare at me blankly when I say that. Most colleges don't have a winter semester. Well they do. But it's the "spring" semester. And the people I've talked to think that BYU is weird when we call it winter. Wait. Doesn't that just make a whole lot more sense? Out of the four months you're in the semester, almost three are in the winter. So why would you call it spring? Whatever though. To each his own.
-Post offices need to explode. Same with the DMV. Mostly the DMV. Or DOL. Or whatever it's called in the state you're in. For us it's the DOL. The place where you get your license. The place is a black hole of happiness. Have you ever seen a cheery person in there? That's why nobody smiles for their license picture. They've been stuck in a room sans happiness for a couple hourse. If dementors were real that's where they would be. But yeah. Post offices. Nobody there is happy either. I had to go there yesterday and again today to try to mail this package to Vic. Now that line needs to die. Who's mailing things at 2 pm on a Tuesday and Wednesday? Weirdos.
-Have you ever listened to the words to that song Love Potion #9? The song's about about a dude who can't get a girlfriend so he goes to some creepy old lady's house who checks out his hand and makes this potion in her kitchen sink. She gives him the goods and he starts making out with everything and everyone. I think the "little bottle of love potion #9" was a shot of bacardi spiked with a couple hits of ecstasy. That woman should not be practicing medicine. Or whatever she does.
-I was bored yesterday so I painted the fingernails on my left hand black. Now that was a lot harder than I thought. I figured you just move this brush loaded with paint on your nail and it turns that color. Well that's the basics. It's incredibly difficult to get an even lair over that sucker. My nails look really rough and DIY but I think that, coupled with the fact that it's only on my left hand, adds to the allure.
-I've been catching up on Red vs. Blue. Now that is about the most hilarious thing in the world. But I don't recommend it for everyone. It's pretty much one of the nerdiest things in the world. But it's so good.
-I've pretty much officially run out of minutes. I need to stop making phone calls. "Stop being so dramatic" I can hear some of you think. But it's the truth. I actually need to wait until our night minutes start to listen to my messages. And for some reason our nights don't start until 11 pm. So yeah...lame.

Well I had a ton to say and for some reason I can't think of anything else. Weird. But it's not like I'm going to run out of space on here. I'll just post them later. Ah, modern technology. Anyway. Hope you're all doing great!

CDs I've listened to within the past two or three days: Acceptance, Aqualung, Coheed and Cambria, Eve 6, The Matches, Relient K, Motion City Soundtrack, Thrice, My Chemical Romance

You need to listen to: Eve 6 - Showerhead