Decisions pt. 2

So I've been on the hunt for a deodorant I really like for a while. Whoo I've thrilled you all already. haha. But I used to use some Old Spice stuff a long time ago but switched to Axe once they got some cool flavors. But I was getting kind of tired of it on my mission so I bought Right Guard or whatever it's called. But that was the gel kind. Like it's got all the holes and it's a straight up gel. Anyway I'm still using that now and it's not so bad. I like it. But I need something that will help me, you know, not sweat. Do what it's supposed to do. And I don't think the gel really helps with that at all. So today I got called into Target to work at 9 and got off at 6 and decided to look. So I head on over. I'm looking. Now I'm terrible at this game. I can't just up and decide on a deodorant. I'll be sticking with that decision for like three months or whatever. So I'm looking around and I see the other Right Guard. Or is it Rite Guard? I dunno. But the one with the power stripe.

Now I think I've got it. I remember those commercials. With Bam Margera. Those little girls beat up those football players or whatever. I think I might have a winner. If it's good enough for Bam Friggin Margera, it's good enough for me.

On a whim I pick up some new kind of Old Spice I had never heard of and smelled it. Wow.

Screw Bam. You lose.